Cruise Control

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Hey fellow Goth-Cruisers:

So, I'm sure many of you have heard this already, but apparently the brave captain of the ship who hit the one you all were on for GC6 not only had a nice collision with you all aboard, he also demolished a dock three weeks ago. One of the people I work with was on that cruise and told me that the captain tried to explain it off as, "I was so worried about hitting another ship that I completely forgot about the impending pier."

I thought you guys might get a bit of a dark chuckle out of that.

Edited for clarification and to not libel RC Cruises.